no one on tinder is just tryna cuddle :/ :/

I want to (and desperately need to) start writing more. I’m wondering if any of my followers or tumblr buddies have experience submitting pieces to Thought Catalog, Buzzfeed Community, or know of any other places to contribute? Or if you have any advice for beginning my own blog on Wordpress or elsewhere? I would mainly be worried about ease of gaining an audience on a personal long-form blog. Thanks, any advice helps!?

Holly and I can never be just friends. I wrote down a list of bullet point why Holly and I should be together and I’m going to find the perfect moment today and I am going to tell her. Number 1: Holly, you and I are soup snakes. And the reason is because in terms of the soup we like to ea- no that doesn’t make any sense. We’re soulmates. Holly and I are soulmates.

“Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.” — Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

Imagine Dragons at iTunes Festival 2014


How To Disappear Completely


Manhattan at 6 a.m.